yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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