Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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