'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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