Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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