That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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