i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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