last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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