No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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