Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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