drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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