i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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