how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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