when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
40s are totally the cure
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i believe in u and ur pee
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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