Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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