i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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