doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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