What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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