the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I understand Curling. That high.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
