in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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