i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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