Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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