Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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