Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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