Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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