Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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