garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you traded sex for a burrito?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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