I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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