i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I don't think brook has ever known best
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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