Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Im part way to drunk.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
