my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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