I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
ttyl tear gas
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
