Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
