i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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