Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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