so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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