you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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