Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
time to smoke my breakfast
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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