He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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