At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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