Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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