Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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