question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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