She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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