it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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