Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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