Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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