Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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