Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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