that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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