Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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