Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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