I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Randomize
